Jokes on Indian Sardar.......
Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
A. They always forget the recipe.
A. He threw it off a cliff.
A. A wind tunnel.
A. The back of his head.
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A. They think their picture is being taken.
A. Toes Go In First.
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A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
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Q. What will a
Sardarji do after taking photocopies?A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis
go to a movie?A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Q. How do you measure
a Sardar's intelligence?A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
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Q. What do you
do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q. What do you
do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.
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Q. How do you make
a Sardar laugh on Saturday?A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Q. What is the
Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly overhis ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q. Why do Sardars
work seven days a week?A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Q. Why can't Sardars
make ice cubes?A. They always forget the recipe.
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Q. How did the
Sardar try to kill the bird?A. He threw it off a cliff.
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Q. What do you
call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?A. A wind tunnel.
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Q. What do you
see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?A. The back of his head.
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Q. Why does Sardar
always smile during lightning storms?A. They think their picture is being taken.
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Q. Why does Sardar
have "TGIF" written on their shoes?A. Toes Go In First.
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Q. How can you
tell when Sardar sends you a fax?A. It has a stamp on it.
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Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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Q. "Oh, look
at the dead bird.A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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posted by IndiaAndSenSex | Tuesday, September 20, 2005
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